"Mummy, when I puke today at school, then you can come and get me."
"Honey, you are not going to puke today."
"I have been coughing, and my nose is warm..."
"You are not a dog."

Now that is the best kid story I've heard in a VERY long time. 5 year old boy- who hasn't been wanting to go to preschool- what he told his mother one morning before she left his classroom. I love it!